I have been tagged, twice. ThereAreNoTurkeys
tagged me just before I went to London, and Tinoculars
tagged me just the other day, because she's mean. ThereAreNoTurkeys
1→You must post these rules.
2→Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3→You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4→Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them. (BULL FRICKIN' HORSE SHIT >:U)
5→No tag backs.
6→No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you read this." You legitimately have to tag ten people.
I can't stand beer, lager, or wine... I'm a cider and spirits person.
I own a lot
of books. Apparently this is unusual. I find the fact that this is unusual unusual.
I used to draw/paint a lot of fairies, inspired by Brian Froud. I plan on taking this up again soon, because monies.
My watch is a 1971 vintage bespoke Swiss gold plated Eterna thing, worth more than your car.
I'm passionate and proud of the English language, and it saddens me to see people raping it through laziness and ignorance.
My room is apparently the most tidy student room ever (I live in a student house).
I routinely carry enough drugs to kill a dozen people. No kidding.
I eat like a famished horse and still have a stomach like a washboard, because I'm cool like that.
Logic and reason pwn emotion and stuff.
I've never had sex with a cow. Honest.
1 - What song are you listening to right now?
Captain Beefheart, Moonlight on Vermont
2 - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
3 - Could you go a day without eating?
Not at all.
4 - Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J or A?
5 - Do your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decisions?
No to the first, yes to the second.
6 - How long does it take you to shower?
Usually around ten minutes, although sometimes I indulge....
7 - What was last thing you drank?
8 - Are you "talking" to someone?
9 - What was for dinner last night?
Pasta and tomato sauce that I made myself. I'm a clever boy.
10 - Is anyone in love with you?
11 - Do you curse in front of your parents?
All the time. They don't mind.
12 - What girl(s) can you tell everything to?
13 - Does anyone hate you?
Probably. I'd be surprised of no-one did.
14 - What are you doing tonight?
Watching The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers.
15 - Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I think people should get as many chances as they need.
16 - Your phone is ringing, it's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
Either 'yes?' or 'what?'.
17 - Ever liked someone older than you?
I don't think so...
18 - Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
19 - Have you ever been arrested?
Nope, I'm a good citizen.
20 - Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
I don't think I even own a hoodie.
21 - Do you want someone you can't have?
22 - Did anything special happen last night?
It might have....
23 - Who did you spend most of your time with last night?Tinoculars
24 - Do you believe what goes around comes around?
No. It's a fact of life that people get away with bad things.
25 - Can you handle the truth?
26 - Last time you left your house, where did you go?
27 - Is your bedroom messy or clean?
Tidy but not particularly clean....
28 - Do you have any unusual skills?
I'm a pretty good pistol marksman.
29 - When did you last have an 'Oh, I get it now!' moment?
I don't remember....
30 - What were you last embarrassed about?
I don't remember....
31 - When were you last jealous?
I don't remember....
32 - Are you in a good mood right now?
I'd say so.
33 - Do you drink energy drinks?
Only when forced to through circumstances.
34 - Are you an alcoholic?
Only when I want to be.
35 - Is anything bothering you?
There is always something bothering me; I'm a tortured artist.
36 - Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
37 - If you could erase somebody from your life, who would it be?
Chavs, all chavs. Or Israel.
38 - Was 2009 a good year for you?
It wasn't great, but it wasn't too bad.
39 - Last time you said you loved someone, did you mean it?
I can't remember the last time I said such words.
40 - Do you think people think bad things about you?
41 - Would you rather have long or short hair?
I'd rather have long hair, but my hair looks shit long. So I have short hair.
42 - Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars?
No, I'd rather camp in the wilderness; beaches are annoying.
43 - How was the weather today?
English and grey.
44 - This past summer, did you have a "thing" with someone?
45 - What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
That I'd got up late, and that I wanted to sleep more.
46 - Currently wanting anything?
My own aeroplane. Someone give me one?
47 - If you had to get another piercing where would they be?
48 - Next time will you kiss someone on the lips?
Probably. (it turned out to be 'yes'
49 - If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
Yeah, I'm not a cunt like all the characters.
50 - Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
I don't know forshore, but I'm sure some people do.
51 - Are you missing anyone?
52 - Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
No-one who makes it known to me.
53 - Who was the last person you took a picture with?Tinoculars
54 - Where do you want to live when you are older?
Southern England or Norway.
55 - How far away is the person you miss?
What person I miss?
56 - Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
'Good morning' texts? Is this another lame social gimick that I've bypassed?
57 - Is any part of you sad at all?
My right eye keeps watering. Probably because I'm tired or been looking at a screen too long.... More likely the former.
58 - Who were you last in a car with?
My dad, I think.
59 - Do you think things will change in the next few months?
60 - Were you single on your last birthday?
61 - Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
62 - Last thing you did before bed last night?
I took a whizz.
63 - Did you see a guy today that made you smile?
64 - What are you doing tomorrow?
I'm not sure yet....
65 - Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
66 - Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
67 - Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
68 - Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
No, but I've crushed someone's windpipe.
69 - Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
70 - How are you feeling at this exact moment in time?
Relaxed and a little drowsy.
71 - Are you a bad influence?
72 - Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
73 - Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?
Somewhat, unless it's appropriate.
74 - Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
75 - Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
I think PJ bottoms and no top would get me an ASBO.
76 - Do your parents know everything about you?
Not at all.
77 - How late did you stay up last night? Why?
Around 2:00, because stuff.
78 - Do you find smoking unattractive?
Yes, but not overly so. I mainly find it stupid.
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!